We have discovered an issue with Mrs. O'Leary's Chocolate Milk Stout batch #307. The beer is continuing to ferment in the bottle and could explode. Furthermore, to be on the safe side, we would like to recall the following beers as well:
Couch Funding Cherry Stout #234
God Damn Raspberry Pigeon Porter #255
God Damn Coffee Pigeon Porter #259
God Damn Peanut Butter Porter #267
God Damn Peanut Butter and Jelly Porter #315
G.F.Y. Stout #320
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any of these bottles. Again, this is just to be on the safe side and we will replace your bottle with fresh beer.